This is an actual email sent to all undergraduate students at St Peter's College, Oxford, by their Junior Dean:
Quick email to remind you that the dress code in the College library is - clothes of some description. If there is a problem with the heating in the Periodicals Room, please tell us rather than remove your clothes.
Also, in reponse to the email that I sent out about the soft, pink, pig toy abandoned last vacation that needs claiming: whoever felt the need to send me, anonymously, another pink pig with 'gnome on holiday in Amelie' style pictures and an adoption note - thanks - but not quite the result that I was expecting.
Have a good weekend all,